ZedAficionado

Fruitful Sexual Endeavors

 * He tried hitting on Kira, he succeeded
 * He tried hitting on all of TORD, he succeeded
 * He never hit on Dwes
 * He also takes time out of his day to try to get the love of his pillow, he succeeded so hard they had quintouplets.

His life
He is a grown up man and he cannot stop dreaming of zombies and fucking mermaids.

HE IS NOW DECEASED AND EVERYONE CARES. His zombie fetish turned him into a sexy zombie, rocked to be him---EXCEPT EVERYBODY, I MEAN, WHO CAN DENY THAT NECKBEAR?

HE IS ALIVE AGAIN DUE TO REACHING GOD TIER.

His friends.
This swag motherfucker has so many friends no one can even name them all.